"HIM" is not Rooney. Are you kidding me - Rooney singing and being able to solve Rubix cubes blindfolded. First, I don't think Rooney even knows his colors. Second, the real Rooney is undecipherable and makes David Beckham look like a genius. If you listen to Rooney on the pitch, every third word is F**k this and F**k that. The guy is out of control. Sir Alex has wired Rooney to a secret shock collar around his testicles to keep him under control. However, poor Sven. It is too bad that the Special One can no longer respect "IT."
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